Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

We were alone in a strange mansion with a baboon, a crocodile, and a weird cat. And apparently, the entire world was in danger. I… — Rick Riordan
I got ready for bed and crawled in. The covers were comfortable and warm, but the pillow was just too weird. It gave me neck… — Rick Riordan
I had a weird, empty feeling inside me. Not a bad sort of empty. It was a sort of lack of sensation, like being in… — Maggie Stiefvater
A pair of werewolves occupied another booth. They were eating raw shanks of lamb and arguing about who would win in a fight: Dumbledore from… — Cassandra Clare
You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Or even tell me it's because you could not live without The Boy's stunning Boyfruits for another night..." Sam's face was twisted into a weird… — Maggie Stiefvater
With my sister perched on my arm, I walked to the elevator. A business man with a rolling suitcase was waiting by the doors. His… — Rick Riordan
Writers. For some reason, a lot of you reject what you hear and see in your heads. If you go too long ignoring it, it… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tobias asked. "Weird? Weird?" Marco crowed. "The talking bird wants to know if getting information on the location of an alien from a whale, that… — Katherine Applegate
What were you thinking? You just met him. (Selena) I know. Itâ€™s so not like me, but I couldnâ€™t help myself. It was just like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Every other person in the world would have looked at it and thought, Max would hate this. It was girly. It was beautiful. It wasn't… — James Patterson
You'll need to do a better job, Annabelle. No more dates like the first one tonight." "Agreed. And no more making me sit through your… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough to leave on… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Maybe my sister and I shared more than we thought. We were both waiting and wishing for something we couldn't completely control: I wanted to… — Sarah Dessen
We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.' That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me - or maybe I… — Charlaine Harris
Doesn't seem quite real. It's not meaningful. I can't quite imagine myself being 73. That's the age my father was! [Laughter.] How can I be… — Don DeLillo
It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know thatâ€™s a… — Jordan Sonnenblick
When I was in Nashville, I went to our Macy's and went and tried on all the Hannah Montana stuff. Then I said, 'This is… — Miley Cyrus
He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too. — Robert A. Heinlein
It's very weird to succeed at thirty-nine years old and realize that in the midst of your failure, you were slowly building the life that… — Alice Sebold

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