Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

Loyalty is weird, it kicks in when you dont expect it and the people who deserve loyalty least seem to get it the most. — Russell Banks
CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological… — Bill Watterson
I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see.… — Andy Warhol
There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others. — Tom Robbins
I don't see myself as weird, I just see myself as honest. — Tori Amos
It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff… — Rick Riordan
We all know interspecies romance is weird. — Tim Burton
What if you believed that everything in life was like a prize? What if you thought of the world as a big random drawing, and… — Dan Chaon
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw… — Tony Robbins
Too weird to live, too rare to die! — Hunter S. Thompson
The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion, and… — Tom Robbins
You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the… — Lynda Barry
Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them. — Dick Francis
Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You donâ€™t happen to like frozen yogurt do you? I love… — Joss Whedon
There was too much going on here -- too much that strayed from odd all the way over into seriously weird. — Charles de Lint
Weird is good, strange is bad. — Cinda Williams Chima
It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols — Meg Cabot
I always thought the name of Utahâ€™s major newspaper was some sort of weird misspelling of the word â€œdesert.â€ But no, Deseret is the â€œland… — A. J. Jacobs
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. — Steven Wright
It's a GIRL. It's a little girl, with scrunched-up petal lips and a tuft of dark hair and hands in tiny fits, up by her… — Sophie Kinsella

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