Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

I once had a boyfriend who couldn't write unless he was wearing a necktie and a dress shirt, which I thought was really weird, because… — Susan Orlean
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell… — Patton Oswalt
My interactions with Sorkin were agonisingly weird. He is by far the weirdest person I have ever met. I had dinner with him and a… — Sean Parker
What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. — Trey Parker
I becan acting when River was doing this TV series and they needed two kids for the show, so they got me and my little… — Joaquin Phoenix
When I was in first grade, everyone made fun of my name, of course. I think it's kind of a big name to hold up… — River Phoenix
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but… — Karl Pilkington
I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the… — Karl Pilkington
Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me about 'Wind in… — Terry Pratchett
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If… — Chris Pratt
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. — Chris Pratt
I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good. — Chris Pratt
I actually have a thing about proper nouns. They clang on my ear in a weird way when I hear them dropped into movies. — Josh Radnor
I love my kids, and the moments I have with them, and it's kind of weird, it's such an age old cliche, but the way… — Michael Rapaport
Songwriting's a weird game. — Keith Richards
Film has to be reflecting the world that we live in, and that's all you want to be a part of. Actors inhabit the same… — Alan Rickman
Why is it so weird that somebody didn't recognize me?... The fact is that whenever I meet somebody, I say, 'Nice to meet you. I'm… — Julia Roberts
But honestly, it's pretty weird; there are girls who'd do absolutely everything just to get a backstage pass. I don't know what it is, but… — Kid Rock
Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird. — ASAP Rocky
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. — Joe Rogan

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