Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

I wish he hadn't gone and cut his hair. He looks about eight years old. His ears have tripled in size. Everyone's started calling him… — Sonya Sones
We went back to the weird Institute building. At night there was a lot more activity. Erasers coming in non-stop. Nice cars, nice clothes, nice… — James Patterson
What are they teaching these thugs? -Why are there so many of them? -What is the Institute for Higher Aeronautics? -How many of the are… — James Patterson
It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we… — Josh Bazell
Iâ€™ve always been a word guy, I like weird words and I like American slang and all that and words that are no longer being… — Tom Waits
Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow… — Hunter S. Thompson
The people in this house, I felt, and I included myself, were like characters each from a different grim and gruesome fairy tale. None of… — Lorrie Moore
And if I donâ€™t want you to? (Ravyn) You know, youâ€™d look really weird in a dress and high heels. (Susan) Whatâ€™s that supposed to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They just kept grinning at me from over the stupid sign, Dopey because he's too dumb to know any better, Doc because â€“ well, I… — Meg Cabot
I think thereâ€™s no greater joy than completing a song out of thin air. Itâ€™s like inventing something, but itâ€™s invisible, you know? Itâ€™s weird.… — Jason Mraz
You know, I keep having this really weird feeling that youâ€™re going to take me someplace later and tie me up so that your friends… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
This thought was interrupted, suddenly, by a crash from the front entrance. We all looked over just in time to see Adam bending back from… — Sarah Dessen
Youâ€™re not weird, are you? (Jack) Not particularly, no. (Syd) Well, good. I got enough weirdness for the lot of us. Donâ€™t want to share… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are. — John Green
I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable. — Susane Colasanti
The one test of the really weird (story) is simply this--whether or not there be excited in the reader a profound sense of dread, and… — H P Lovecraft
It's a weird smile, but it reaches his eyes and I bottle it. And I put it in my ammo pack that's kept right next… — Melina Marchetta
You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, donâ€™t you? (Shahara) Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Amos clapped his hands. â€œKhufu!â€ I thought heâ€™d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with… — Rick Riordan
(Actually now Iâ€™m remembering that the goodbye chow isnâ€™t spelled that way. Itâ€™s ciao or something weird like that. Itâ€™s Italian, right? But Iâ€™m not… — Wendelin Van Draanen

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