Weird Quotes

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It's weird not to be weird. — John Lennon
Anybody else think that was weird?â€ Shane asked as they got into the car. Eve sent him an exasperated glance; the three of them were,… — Rachel Caine
Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. — Jim Butcher
Weâ€™re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up… — Robert Fulghum
It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19 and not ever… — Taylor Swift
The result is ... that there's no room left in the world for the weird â€“ though plenty for crude, contemptuous, wisecracking, fun-poking imitations of… — Fritz Leiber
I fireballed him as he was seeking out treasure after we wiped out a band of orcs, playing rock-paper-scissors with each orc to determine who… — Cory Doctorow
If you ever meet a guy and you fall in love with him, but because of some weird genetic mutation he doesn't seem to return… — Ann Brashares
A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after… — Philip K. Dick
Weird doors open. People fall into things. — David Sedaris
That's pretty weirdâ€”and when I say something's weird, you know it's serious. — Richelle Mead
Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice… — Cassandra Clare
I actually grew fond of her in a nastily superior kind of way. For she was so completely artless and optimistic and clueless, she didn't… — Peter Cameron
Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time she… — Richelle Mead
We wanted to define her, to wrap her up as we did each other, but we could not seem to get past "weird" and "strange"… — Jerry Spinelli
A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I can think of… — Kristin Chenoweth
If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock,… — Conan O'Brien
Was it weird hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since you found out..." His voice trailed off. Yes?"said Clary, her… — Cassandra Clare
It's weird how time can change something you thought would always stay the same. — Susane Colasanti
He knew her now. She was the weird girl in the class above him, who dyed her hair pink and always wore a lot of… — Sarah Rees Brennan

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