"YOU are using a frisbee as a plate."……" — Jenny Lawson

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• If it's all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it's all entertainment, you… — Margaret Atwood
• Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. — Ambrose Bierce
• Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark,… — Elayne Boosler
• The mark of a true crush... is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward. — Shana Alexander
• When envoys are sent with compliments in their mouths, it is a sign that the enemy wishes for a truce.… — Sun Tzu
• It may be observed, that provinces amid the vicissitudes to which they are subject, pass from order into confusion, and… — Niccolo Machiavelli
• Self-disciplined begins with the mastery of your thoughts. If you don't control what you think, you can't control what you… — Napoleon Hill
• The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward. — Terry Crisp
• There is a warning love sends and the cost of it is never written till long afterward. — Carl Sandburg
• If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never… — Mark Twain
• It takes courage not only to make decisions, but to live with those decisions afterward — Mike Krzyzewski
• Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses. — Edward Topsell

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