Dishwasher Safe Quotes

2 Dishwasher Safe quotes by 2 unique authors

• Babies aren't dishwasher-safe. — Daniel Tosh
• YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me.… — Jenny Lawson

Who Wrote These Dishwasher Safe Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Dishwasher Safe Quotes as follows:

• 1 Dishwasher Safe Quote by Jenny Lawson
• 1 Dishwasher Safe Quote by Daniel Tosh