Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

I got enough weed last me for the rest of my motherfuckin life — Wiz Khalifa
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair down to the… — Bobby Hazzard
The government might as well just legalize weed because coz we all smoke that shit anyway — MNT Squared
Weed. Why cant we all just get a bong? — Ashley Rosales
Well of course, I smoke mad weed, I'm on my high horse.-Lil Wayne- — Lil Wayne
Don't f*@k the rotation,spin the joint. — Unknown Author
I was here but now Im not, Im around the corner smoking pot, I wrote this message to prove a point, life is shit without… — Skate_or_Die
2 a.m. summer nights, smoking weed under stars. — Makai1k5
Ice in the chamber, beer in the bong, weed on the bowl smoke till we're gone. — Makai1k5
How you BROKE but you always got money for weed? — Pretty Ladii
Struqqle Is The Enemy, Buht Weed Is The Remedy(; — Taysia Precious
If you don't find me round the corner lightin' it up.. you can find me hiding in a closet smoking a joint. DontJudgeMe :P — Me Duh!!
Sometimes I think it's my only friend now.. — Bailey Heideman
Me: All my friends are gone.. Weed: I'll be your friend, Bailey. Just smoke me and I'll make all your troubles disappear. Me: Okay, thanks:) — Bailey Heideman
TIME to ROLL up — Najala Marshall
Bout to roll up to a betta place...Should get there by 4:20 — Brianti Gaitor
Time to fly,,In other words...Time to get HigH — Brianti Gaitor
Weed smoken is the only way to keep you calm from stupid shit get you high as fuck — DJstanford
WeeD ain't my escape and ain't my end but it's just a good break with a honest friend. — Donatt
Life ain't shit but bitches and money. Pass that weed, like I studied. — Lil Wayne
She get dick, weed and ignored, thats a D.W.I nigga. — Lil Wayne
LMFAO ;) — Najala Marshall
Her heart? I own that..Her back? I got that..Her weed? I roll that..My baby? She knows that..My hands? She holds that..Her role? I play that..They… — Domyneik Randall Phipps
Let Yuhr Hair Blow iin The Breeze Roll Some Bomb Ass Weed.! — Ayyyoo Adrii
While weed sellers keep on getting richer and richer, its smokers sink themselves deeper and deeper into the shit. — Jean-Paul Malfatti

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