Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed. — Ari Gold
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because I have nothing… — Unknown Author
Erry state, sold out, fuck around and need a barricade. My weed loud I need a hearing aid. — Big Sean
If he can't except me smoking weed and drinking then I gotta drop his ass. Im'a do me no matter what! My blunts come first.… — Victor Reyes
Aint nothing worse than a dumb smart nigga smokin weed--side effects of smokin weed--hungary, happy, sleepy, and dumb people thinking their smart — Shar-rae
Life ain't about smoking weed, fuckin bitches, Grow up — Baeza
You say money makes you happy.. well have you ever tried weed?? — Sarahi Gonzalez
The only reason ,I would ckick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor!! — Unknown Author
Weed is always on my mind — Unknown Author
Nothing is better than blazin good weed. — DJ Julian
Apparently, everyone smokes weed...but everyone is passing drug tests too...hmmmm — Jerett Parker
Love is like weed, for a while it makes you fly but later you feel like shit. — Lisa Dyck
I love weed, but I love pussssssssssssyyy more!!! ;) — Justin Lee Riner
Your way or the highway? I choose the 'high' way. — Raghib Clitso
You know the car fast I slow my speed up. Made a million off keeping it G and rolling weed up. — Wiz Khalifa
If the lord is their why couldnt he help me when I was locked up why could'nt help me when I got jumped why could'nt… — Tristen Smith
I smoked, I choked forever joked, inhealed, exhealed, but never healed. i said it was because of stress and always feeling depressed. I cried, I… — Unknown Author
Pussy, money, weed, keep the world spinning. I ball out like the 9th ending. — Lil Wayne
The weed strong, like a pro wrestler. What my pockets on? Nutty professor. — Lil Wayne
Champagne on ice, good weed in the jar. Everything Hermes, Chanel seats in the car. — Wiz Khalifa
Uh...hundred thousand for the car, uh...Smokin' weed, I'm in the stars. — Wiz Khalifa
Keep calm and pass the weed on. — Ashley Rosales
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. If you chose… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
You dream it, we live it. You're jealous, admit it. — Drake
I'd rather fail originally than succeed in imitation. — Conor Maynard

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