Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Half Baked
Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that. — Andy Warhol
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you… — Friday
Smokin' weed is a choice; not an addiction. — Rebekah1999
Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously has never sold weed — Bismark Frimpong
Write my little raps, smoke my little weed. Sold a little crack just to fund my little needs. — Meek Mill
You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? -Tony Stark — The Avengers
I just wanna be your friend and we can hang out and smoke weed til the very end. — Kreayshawn
I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. I think America's view on weed is ridiculous.… — Kirsten Dunst
At the time I was smoking a lot of weed and partying. I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before.… — Ashton Kutcher
Theyre popping pills, Im rolling weed. Even got a couple bad b-tches overseas — Wiz Khalifa
My grandma smoke weed, my mom don't smoke weed, my dad smoke weed, my sister don't smoke weed, my brother smoke weed, my baby don't… — Lil Smileyy
Too many bowls of that green, no lucky charms — Frank Ocean
And its wrong, so I keep the Cali weed in the bong and I'm strong but the female anatomy got me sprung. — Unknown Author
We played games as a kid, smoked weed as a teen, now I'm a man, I'm all about green. — Unknown Author
She said life aint about smokin weed , fuckin bitches grow up. tears rollin down my face heavnily so I smoked one. I loved you… — Anthony R Baeza
I love the vision that this good reveals. Takes me to a place where the world remains still. — Jeremy OGuinn
Throw back on drinkin' lately I've been thinkin. I've been partyin' too much and livin' like the weekend. And then I think what my life… — Wiz Khalifa
Bom bom bhole parsad (weed) iz more better then U, dnt know why : coz : u 1nly bring pain again over for me, bt… — Blackbee
Yall talking I been about it, now haters forget about it. From serving weed in the alley to smoking weed out in Cali. — Wiz Khalifa
When I let up from the weed, and the drinking too, I cried every day. And I liked that. I like crying. And now I… — Woody Harrelson
I'm on float like sidewalk gnats weed miraculous misplace my roach collection for a fresh bag — C-DASH
And this shit is off the meat rack. Weed sack, big car, layin' with my seat back. — 2 Chainz

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