Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

Willy wonka in my closet, all these flavors — Wiz Khalifa
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and… — Chris Tucker
Great I cant smoke weed! fuck my life! — Unknown Author
Weeds my life, if I cant smoke it, whats the point on living life — Taylor
Young men wish for : money,sex,and weed . One day, they'll pray for: health, love and long life when its all said and done.... — Frenchqueen
My weed so strong one hit to face it will knock you ou — John Viera
What goes around comes around so I pass my weed — John Viera
Smoke Good ... Feel Better ... Count Money Whats Better — Unknown Author
Smokiing Weed Iz Liike Falling In Love .. Falling In Love EvreyDay With A Puff Of Weed — Unknown Author
His heart? I own that. His back? I got that. His weed? I roll that.My baby? He knows that.My hands? He holds that. His role?… — Jasie
If I were a lame I'll pretend that I smoke, so everyone online would really think that I was cool. — Sam Marcellin
I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades. — Alisa Gattus
Weed in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bongs and blunts excite… — Unknown Author
Neighbors Knockin' on the door, asking can we turn it down I say, Ain't no music on she said, Naw, that weed is loud — Smoochy01
Stoner live stoner die but in the end we all get high, soi when in life you don't succedd fuck it all and smoke some… — Unknown Author
Weed, drugs, clothes, and swag does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas, degrees, and jobs do. — Ritu Ghatourey
For nations vague as weed, For nomads among stones, Small-statured cross-faced tribes And cobble-close families In mill-towns on dark mornings Life is slow dying. — Philip Larkin
This burnt land was an exceedingly wild and desolateregion. Judging by the weeds and sprouts, it appeared to have been burnt about two years before.… — Henry David Thoreau
Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed. — Ritu Ghatourey
A man can get drunk go home and murder his wife and kids and they still keep it legal to buy but if a man… — Keifer J Copeland
Life's a bitch and then you die, but in the end we all get high, so if at first we don't succeed, fuck the world… — Vishak
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed... close enough. — Uknown
ONLY WEED COULD JUDGE ME — KAY*MUAH
TO BE HONEST THE ONLY THING THAT IS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED IT IS WEED N THATS ALL ILL EVER HAVE N RATHER… — KAY*MUAH
The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology. — Nikhil Saluja

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