Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

I got my weed card on the way to the store to get medicinal marijuana. Luda! Study more Buddha than the Dalai Lama. — Ludacris
I buy weed, cars and clothes. I f*ck hoes for free. — Webbie
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.JAA — Ice Paperboyz
All we need is some Weed, Hoes, and Alcohol. — Mac Miller
Free my mind one puff at a time — Yo Mama
Dont drink and Drive...smoke Weed and fLY — Unknown Author
All I want is some regular weed! Not no maui wowie or nothing wit a nickname, just regular weed. I'd like it just to say — Katt Williams
Weed no swisher I'm only smoking papers — Unknown Author
Bitch , smoke weed . — Mac Miller
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if in life you dont succeed fuck that shit and smoke… — Unknown Author
If the ocean were weed and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and smoke my way up, but the ocean aint weed… — Kelsey Dumont
There is a chemical in Weed that's called — Katt Williams
These are the things that'll make me smile: knowing this blunt might burn awhile. — Kid Cudi
Smoke weed eat yougurt — Mac Miller
My life money,pussy,weed, and more weed haha — Unknown Author
- Snapback : Good Weed And Y o u u Feelinq Likee Youu Won A Fuckinq Prize . ( N I c e Day :… — Unknown Author
If you got weed, you can come fly with me. — Mac Miller
Rollin' rich nigga weed, with a rich nigga bitch. Ridin' 'round the city, in a rich nigga whip. — Big Sean
Why Stress when you can get some weed, roll it up and they most important part, SMOKE IT!!!!! — Unknown Author
Why should I stop smoking weed when I mate weed before you — Chiko Gates Mwamba
HOLY HOLY SMOKIN WEED ALL HIGH AND READY — Unknown Author
Don't smoke weed... give it to me — Unknown Author
Don't do drugs, just smoke weed. — Unknown Author
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees S o what we go out… — Unknown Author
Pop another bottle, roll another weed up, I'm so gee'd up. — Wiz Khalifa

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