Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

Taylor Gang or be allergic to weed. — Taylor Gang
Im used to smokin some weed and gettin the munchies but this nigga sold me some shit that had me starin at the fridge for… — Katt Williams
Could it be, it can't be hun I'm calling ya bluff. I must be high off this weed 'cause I ain't falling in love. — Remy Ma
I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert and… — Kid Cudi
Hit this weed I'll show u how I do and my excuse is it's from Cali so my smokes very exclusive — Wiz Khalifa
All we do is smoke weed fuck bitches and get money on yall niggah — Unknown Author
Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll. — Drake
A mi seh no bush weed, no bush weed noo. Wizzla a light fi bun fi mi draw. Mi know you cya see inna mi… — Tarrus Riley
Welcome to Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at. Two pound ah weed inna van back It inna your hand bag, your knapsack, it… — Damian Marley
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You… — Bill Hicks
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life. — Katt Williams
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are… — Jimmy Carter
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive… — Unknown Author
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Unknown Author
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My… — Afroman
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it… — Afroman
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...… — Afroman
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my… — Afroman
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I… — Afroman
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the… — Afroman
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now… — Afroman
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the… — Afroman
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Some call it tampee. Some call it the weed. Some call it Marijuana. Some of them call it Ganja. — Peter Tosh

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