Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

Smoke weed and blaze on like it was the last breath you were going to take and hold it in like it was the best… — Simpleman
If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed....... — Keezo Pee
*Gaines new follower* Who the fuck are you? *Looks at pictures* Oh damn, waddd uppp sexy? — Unknown Author
Act like barbie, smoke like marley. — Blondie:)
Weed on highh — Unknown Author
How did we fall in love when we had our heads in the sky? — Raghib Clitso
One blunt at 4:20pm and two blunts at 8:40am I'm good all day everyday. — Trunxbeats
Once high twice shy — Trunxbeats
My life sucks your life sucks lets all have a sucky life together Life sucks then you die So fuck the world lets get high… — TheShadowOfhell
Smoking weed dodging feds cause my head hard When I dropped out I sad fuck all of y'all Imagine pulling up to your school in… — Speaker Knockerz
It an act of kindness by helping others, always uprooting the weed and planting a rose that gives the essence of living. — Humaira
Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!! — Humaira
Ima smoke this joint then ima break you off, I be lying if I said you ain't the one. All these tattoos in my skin,… — Wiz Khalifa
I stop smoking weed when it's all gone — Unknown Author
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we go out Thats… — Unknown Author
~I know you dont smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today cause Its Friday; you aint got no job... and… — Unknown Author
She said life isnt about smoking weed and fucking bitches grow up. — Anthony R Baeza
The sad truth is that there are some people who will only be there for you as long as you have something they need.When you… — Emily Stockstill
To my haters...You now how you make fun of my mistakes? Call me a bitch, hoe, slut, and all of the names that you have… — Camilia
I get high like the clouds Gather every rapper up Bring em to the roof And watch em fly for the Styles — Unknown Author
Too high to give a Fukk — Y!bluntSt0ner
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE WEED,CAUSE IM BUSY SMOKING WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE WEED. — Y!bluntSt0ner
Sex, drugs, rock n roll, speed, weed, birth control. Life's a bitch and the you die. So fuck the world and let's get high!!! — Crystal
I Don't Have Time To Hate People Who Hate Weed, Cause I'm Too Busy Smoking With People who LOVE WEED — Abdul Basith Nazeem
Can't cope? Don't mope, there's hope!! Smoke dope. — Crystal

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