Weed Quotes

977 Weed quotes by 579 unique authors

My favorite — Unknown Author
God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the… — Stephen Evans
Well I was always a hustler... I ran numbers; I wasn't a stick up kid, but I was a fence for them. I used to… — Kurtis Blow
So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful… — Snoop Dogg
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. — Unknown Author
Well of course, I smoke mad weed, I'm on my high horse — Lil Wayne
I'm a nigga from the hood, can't read real good but I can sell dope good and I can sell weed good. — Gucci Mane
Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out. — Francis Bacon Sr
Science keeps down the weed of superstition not by logic, but by rendering the mental soil unfit for its cultivation — John Tyndall
Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are. — Mac Miller
Maybe a little weed to intensify the scene, To provide a solid answer to the question why I lean? A boneafide fiend that be taking… — Kid Cudi
Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict. — Kid Cudi
Don't feel sorry for me, have a party for me, Bitches, balloons, Bacardi and weed, And let niggaz know that I died with a heart… — Juelz Santana
Smoking so much weed I am better off alone, I'm in my own zone. — Kid Cudi
Lets have a ball all we need is some weed, ho's, and alcohol. — Mac Miller
Hey, Man! What are you doing? You just wasted good weed! — Damon Wayans
I'm super psychedelic, I'm smokin' weed whit the fairies, And if drugs are bad, throw away every CD you carry, Cause drugs have inspired every… — Unknown Author
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it. — Katt Williams
If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing wit yo life. — Katt Williams
Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga it's nothin, it's nothin...This shit here nigga, this shit here… — Katt Williams
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline. Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes. — Lil Kim
Catch me smokin my weed or fucking ya whore, push my whip to the limit, kinda hopin it flip, load my clip to the limit,… — Styles P
Hey, baby! Stop selling weed! — Dave Chappelle
Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to feed!" — Dave Chappelle
Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed… — Dave Chappelle

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