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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes. Genuine ignorance is…
— John Dewey
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My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof.…
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The nut of this tree is hung high aloft, wrapped in a silk wrapper, which is enclosed in a case of sole…
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These people are amazing. It's so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.
— Victoria Beckham
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Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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The part we create from can't be touched by anything our parents did, or society did. That part is unsullied, uncorrupted; soundproof,…
— Steven Pressfield
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But tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble’s soul; his heart was waterproof. Like washable beaver hats…
— Charles Dickens
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But, tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble's soul; his heart was waterproof.
— Charles Dickens
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So, cutting the lashing of the waterproof match keg, after many failures Starbuck contrived to ignite the lamp in the lantern; then…
— Herman Melville
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Guys like you, are the reason they made waterproof mascara.
— Obviously Me :p
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I'm waterproof like the Columbian poncho, the head honcho Baby. I'm the Boss Don, come slores.
— Max B
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Got the leak so put the Peas on turf. So get your waterproof walkman and go surf.
— will.i.am
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