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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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...Those laws are within the grasp of the human mind. God wanted us to recognize them by creating us after his own…
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We felt like the Taliban saw us as little dolls to control, telling us what to do and how to dress. I…
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If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
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When we found out Blackburn's owners wanted us to do a chicken advert for Venky's, we didn't really know what to think.…
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But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
— Clare Boothe Luce
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If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
— Jesse Helms
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If God wanted us to ask questions, he would have made us men.
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