Waitress Quotes

114 quotes by 109 authors

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway. — Jennifer Aniston
If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good. — Al McGuire
I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. — Jane Siberry
I never lived the life of 'Oh, you're so good-looking'. People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I looked like a… — Bradley Cooper
I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo
I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you waitress all night,… — Piper Perabo
I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of the restaurant business.… — Anne Burrell
I've been a single parent for a long time. It reminds me of being a waitress. As you walk back to the kitchen, requests come… — Cherie Lunghi
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. — Gelett Burgess
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I… — Ellen DeGeneres
I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I worry about all… — Mack Brown
After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can… — Billy Wilder
In my heart Im just a lucky waitress. — Denise Mina
Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?' — Dennis Lehane
I was raised by my grandparents, and they always made sure that I had a pencil and some paper, whether we were in the car… — Jarrett J. Krosoczka
All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities. — Spalding Gray
I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a… — Chrissie Hynde
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.' — Yogi Berra
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening.… — Amy Sedaris
The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. Do I miss the package I came in at 25? I do. Gravity… — Jen Lancaster

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