Waitress Quotes

114 quotes by 109 authors

You can't come out of drama school and think, 'It's all going to be amazing.' You have to expect to work in a bar for… — Emilia Clarke
When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went down there and… — Lacey Chabert
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes. — Marian Keyes
Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the restaurant for him,… — Tony D'Souza
I've done a lot of odd jobs, including waitressing, which most actors have done. I was a busboy - girl - when I was younger… — Jess Weixler
I grew up thinking that because I couldn't read, I was stupid and would never amount to anything. I worked my way through college as… — Suze Orman
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I… — Bill Hicks
I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the lunch rush. I… — David
I got a job when I was 15 because my allowance was about $20 a week which in New York was impossible. So I used… — Lady Gaga
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a… — Teri Garr
I was a hot-dog stand lady, I was an orphan housemother, I was a waitress 3 or 4 times. All of those jobs did not… — Barbara Corcoran
I don't like people who are hypocritical, who pretend to be nice, particularly in show business when they're nice on camera, and then off camera… — Simon Cowell
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good… — Leonardo DiCaprio
I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. — Jessica Lange
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. — John Lennon
A poet could write volumes about diners, because they're so beautiful. They're brightly lit, with chrome and booths and Naugahyde and great waitresses. Now, it… — David Lynch
I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a… — Bruce McCulloch
My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took in ironing and… — Patti Smith

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