Waitress Quotes

114 quotes by 109 authors

Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round (another round) and when I make it rain, money all over the ground (the… — Yung Joc
She winked at me, so I winked bak, where the waitress at? lets get it in motion. — Dolla
You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress. — Jay-Z
Heard she f***ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f***ed the waitress. — Kanye West
I feel like Im so grateful for my life. I really love my family and I feel their blood in my veins. But I grew… — Drew Barrymore
Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone a… — Kevin Pereira
I think with the people that they talk about who do waitress and who came from a small town and they hit it big, it… — Meagan Good
The problem with my packed lunches though is everybody is very, very outspoken about what they want, so it becomes...I often say, Im not a… — Angelina Jolie
What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress? — Rachel Green
I loved being a waitress. At times I think...I'd just like to go back and be a waitress for a few weeks and just have… — Evangeline Lilly
It doesn't matter whether you are a waitress or CEO --the question is are you true to yourself, are you improving the quality of those… — Her Majesty Queen Noor
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja
Cussing out Siri like a waitress with no patience. — Tyler The Creator
Love is a dish and you my waitress you deserve a tip,this thing we had was impossible but you know when it comes to love… — Tevin Sihle

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