Waitress Quotes
114 Waitress quotes by 109 unique authors
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Eric,†she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!†“That would be something to…
— Charlaine Harris
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If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.
— Maggie Stiefvater
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Refills are free,†the waitress tells us with a frown, like she’s hoping we’re not the kind of people who ask for endless refills. I…
— Holly Black
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Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap…
— Eoin Colfer
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored…
— Dick Gregory
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with…
— Andy Rooney
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My mother was a very wonderful woman. When she and my dad divorced, she moved to California and worked two jobs in the cannery at…
— Dolores Huerta
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Once a waitress, always a waitress.
— Sandra Bullock
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I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress.
— Deborah Moggach
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For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job at Merrill Lynch…
— Suze Orman
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I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.
— Kim Dickens
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I never pictured myself in California. I just thought I would be a character actress in New York on the stage. I never really had…
— Rhea Perlman
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My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught me how to…
— Charles Dance
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I have earned wages as a waitress, a nanny, a librarian, a personnel officer, an agricultural laborer, an advertising secretary, a typesetter, a proofreader, a…
— Karen Hesse
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I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.
— Shiri Appleby
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Grown athlete Im not no wanna be waitress asked me how many bottles I said 23.
— Blondie:)
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I'mma give it to you right now Best time oh your life, yeah, oh yeah Baby when you ready tell the waitress get the check…
— Trey Songz
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I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must…
— Derek Jacobi
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Pop bottles, take one of them hoes and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in her…
— Travis Porter
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Me and black jesus went to Rosaritas. Seen senoritas eating carnitas. I was rocking my adidas sneakas, Told the waitress get my fajitas, Gold teethas,…
— Mac Dre
Who Wrote These Waitress Quotes
109 authors contributed a total of 114 Waitress Quotes, led by these top contributors: