Waitress Quotes

114 Waitress quotes by 109 unique authors

Eric,â€ she said, â€œmaybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!â€ â€œThat would be something to… — Charlaine Harris
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater
Refills are free,â€ the waitress tells us with a frown, like sheâ€™s hoping weâ€™re not the kind of people who ask for endless refills. I… — Holly Black
Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap… — Eoin Colfer
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored… — Dick Gregory
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with… — Andy Rooney
My mother was a very wonderful woman. When she and my dad divorced, she moved to California and worked two jobs in the cannery at… — Dolores Huerta
Once a waitress, always a waitress. — Sandra Bullock
I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress. — Deborah Moggach
For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job at Merrill Lynch… — Suze Orman
I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City. — Kim Dickens
I never pictured myself in California. I just thought I would be a character actress in New York on the stage. I never really had… — Rhea Perlman
My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught me how to… — Charles Dance
I have earned wages as a waitress, a nanny, a librarian, a personnel officer, an agricultural laborer, an advertising secretary, a typesetter, a proofreader, a… — Karen Hesse
I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting. — Shiri Appleby
Grown athlete Im not no wanna be waitress asked me how many bottles I said 23. — Blondie:)
I'mma give it to you right now Best time oh your life, yeah, oh yeah Baby when you ready tell the waitress get the check… — Trey Songz
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must… — Derek Jacobi
Pop bottles, take one of them hoes and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in her… — Travis Porter
Me and black jesus went to Rosaritas. Seen senoritas eating carnitas. I was rocking my adidas sneakas, Told the waitress get my fajitas, Gold teethas,… — Mac Dre

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