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• I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway. — Jennifer Aniston
• If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good. — Al McGuire
• I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. — Jane Siberry
• I never lived the life of 'Oh, you're so good-looking'. People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I… — Bradley Cooper
• I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo
• I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you… — Piper Perabo
• I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of… — Anne Burrell
• I've been a single parent for a long time. It reminds me of being a waitress. As you walk back to the… — Cherie Lunghi
• When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the… — Gelett Burgess
• We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with… — Ellen DeGeneres
• I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I… — Mack Brown
• After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went… — Billy Wilder

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