"We went to lunch and were talking about……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'"
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site.
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Lunch Quotes
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In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of…
— Leon Askin
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
— Francis Bacon
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
— Douglas Adams
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When you have something for breakfast, you're not going to be starving by lunch.
— Bruce Barton
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I like looking nice, but I always put comfort over fashion. I don't find thin girls attractive; be happy and…
— Adele
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
— Erma Bombeck
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I'm simply the mom who makes the lunch, drives to school, finds where the toys are, washes the clothes, and…
— Sandra Bullock
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It may come as a surprise to people, but I'm actually quite boring and normal. What do I do? I…
— Nicolas Cage
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I think people in Italy live their lives better than we do. It's an older country, and they've learned to…
— George Clooney
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Hosting is work. It means you don't get to go up to your room and disappear and take a nap.…
— George Clooney
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Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.
— Tug McGraw
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I play for the poor man. I try to give a thrill to the lunch bucket fan. I know their…
— Unknown Author
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