Waitress Quotes

114 quotes by 109 authors

When I go into a restaurant, the waitress who brings me my meal, the cook in the back who prepared it, the delivery men, the… — Gene Veith
A movie of mine is going to be released in Japan next year. I play a waitress who's a really regular girl in this movie.… — Chiaki Kuriyama
I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been… — Jennifer Saunders
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky… — Gareth Gates
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress." — Greg Giraldo
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. — Lisa Kudrow
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno
Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. — Liam Payne
Teddy Roosevelt supported a progressive income tax. If I am sitting pretty and you've got a waitress who is making minimum wage plus tips, and… — Barack Obama
I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that… — Catherine Keener
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable resistance. Older chaps… — Rowan Pelling
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat… — Yogi Berra
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar. — Melissa Rauch
I don't have a lot of skills, but one thing I can do is, I can compartmentalize. I can make that a little world that… — Dana Spiotta
There will always be ways to pay my rent, whether I wind up having to be a waitress on the side or whatever it is,… — Juno Temple
I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school. — Jennie Garth
I get heartfelt thanks from all kinds of people. Today I heard from a waitress in Georgia who has lost her job and is trying… — Elizabeth Warren
I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table. — Tracy Pollan
I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. — Kristin Davis
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error… — Todd Barry

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