"Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something……" — Kevin Pereira
"Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone a week.'"
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21 Quotes by Kevin Pereira
Kevin Pereira has 21 quotes on this site.
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Wear the Jinx shirt and if she doesn't appreciate that, YOU HIT HER WITH A SHOVEL!
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There ain't no party like a LAN party!
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Yeah, I like that party horn, cause I like partyin' and the horn signifies that I'm partyin'.
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I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart…
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Nd my mom said I would never get anywhere with these games...
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We know the dynamite when it goes "BOOM!'
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I'm just gonna go to Kevin-land or Pereir-o-rama and enjoy myself. It's in here, Morgan. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. YOU DON'T…
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Absolutely shattered to hear of Jim Paratore's passing. The world just lost an exciting, passionate, kind and incredibly creative soul.
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Asleep at 3:00am. Awake at 11:30am. Diablo hours. No big.
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Henceforth, 'friends' who recommended Cabin in the Woods shall be referred as 'assholes.'
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What an amazing, gut-wrenching, emotionally taxing, inspirational day. Thanks to my AOTS family for an unforgettable send-off.
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Facebook purchased Instagram?! My life will never be the different!
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There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
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I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came…
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India is the meeting place of the religions and among these Hinduism alone is by itself a vast and complex…
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Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her…
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I hate cameras. They interfere, they're always in the way. I wish: if I could work with my eyes alone.
— Richard Avedon
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Mental prayer in my opinion is nothing else than an intimate sharing between friends; it means taking time frequently to…
— Teresa of Avila
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While the soul is in mortal sin, nothing can profit it; none of its good works merit an eternal reward,…
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The further we distance ourselves from the spell of the present, explored by our senses, the harder it will be…
— Diane Ackerman
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The average Nigerian person has come to reconcile himself with the fact that his or her social progress remain essentially…
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In today's interdependent world, a threat to one becomes a menace to all. And no state can defeat these challenges…
— Michelle Bachelet
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We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone?
— Anna Letitia Barbauld
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