All Kevin Pereira Quotes
- Wear the Jinx shirt and if she doesn't appreciate that, YOU HIT HER WITH A SHOVEL! Appreciate
- There ain't no party like a LAN party! Party
- Yeah, I like that party horn, cause I like partyin' and the horn signifies that I'm partyin'. Cause
- I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart repeatedly until it beats no… Beats
- Nd my mom said I would never get anywhere with these games... Anywhere
- We know the dynamite when it goes "BOOM!' Boom
- I'm just gonna go to Kevin-land or Pereir-o-rama and enjoy myself. It's in here, Morgan. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. YOU DON'T HAVE A SEASON PASS. Enjoy
- Absolutely shattered to hear of Jim Paratore's passing. The world just lost an exciting, passionate, kind and incredibly creative soul. Absolutely
- Asleep at 3:00am. Awake at 11:30am. Diablo hours. No big. Asleep
- Henceforth, 'friends' who recommended Cabin in the Woods shall be referred as 'assholes.' Assholes
- What an amazing, gut-wrenching, emotionally taxing, inspirational day. Thanks to my AOTS family for an unforgettable send-off. Amazing
- Facebook purchased Instagram?! My life will never be the different! Facebook
- Can't stop crying. Everyone dressed up for my last day. Some even showered. I'm going to miss this team so fucking much. Crying
- My girlfriend was just accused of 'Fucking up the social ladder.' Aww, sounds like someone's upset they weren't a step. Accused
- It's an indie games and indica kind of Saturday. Games
- Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone a… Alone
- Yes. Some girls 'fake geek,' for a myriad of reasons. Some guys do too. Also? Many don't. Now STFU and get back to cat memes. Cat
- Tonight, baby? We're gonna put on some Incubus and make sex. Baby
- Sincerest apologies to the friends who have to guess my drunk 'Draw Something' creations from last night. Apologies
- Just confronted a creeper shooting asses at Wondercon on camera. Blue superman t-shirt. Might upload the video later. Fucking dirtbag. Asses
- I just clicked on a YouTube recommendation because there were giant t*ts in the thumbnail. You win this round, Internet. Clicked