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Rudy Espinoza has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't want to…
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She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start .....
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Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.
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My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She…
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When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a…
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I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are…
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I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another…
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Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.
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I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.
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Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I…
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America - where people get more worked up over a bicyclist's lies than a president's lies.
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Men's vows are women's traitors
— William Shakespeare
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When a scholar of the old culture vows no longer to have anything to do with men who believe in progress, he…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Words, vows, gifts, tears, and love's full sacrifice, He offers in another's enterprise; But more in Troilus thousand-fold I see Than in…
— William Shakespeare
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Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows.
— Marlene Dietrich
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To keep me from sin and straying from Him, God has used devotion to the Sacred Heart of Jesus in the Blessed…
— Pope John XXIII
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I am falser than vows made in wine.
— William Shakespeare
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Conservatives believe in the ties that bind us. Society is stronger when we make vows to each other and we support each…
— David Cameron
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There is but one love of Jesus, as there is but one person in the poor - Jesus. We take vows of…
— Mother Teresa
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
— Sam Kinison
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Hasty resolutions are of the nature of vows, and to be equally avoided.
— William Penn
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I think it's time to have a celebration of life and renew our vows. And this time we're going to write the…
— Bill Rancic
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Ease would recant Vows made in pain, as violent and void.
— John Milton
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