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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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We were probably the last people in the country to get a VCR and we didn't have cable. There wasn't any admiration…
— Christina Hendricks
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America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my…
— Bernie Mac
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Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
— Zig Ziglar
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The VCR is to the American film producer, as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone.
— Jack Valenti
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And the VCR did the same thing: the movie industry thought nobody would ever watch movies any more.
— Niklas Zennstrom
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It is still true that it is easier to compose a poem in the form of a manual for adjusting a VCR…
— Brian Ferneyhough
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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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By the year 2000, all Americans must be able to set the clocks on their VCRs.
— George H. W. Bush
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Synergy is the VCR of media right now - discredited, outdated and left behind.
— David Zinczenko
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Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
— Charles M. Schulz
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I have two young kids. So my VCR, like, you kind of have to sift through a lot of, like, 'Animal Mechanicals,'…
— Kathryn Hahn
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