« All Up Quotes · Conan O'Brien's Page
Up Quotes by Conan O'Brien
- Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't…
- Members of the Senate are considering a tax on cosmetic surgery. When they brought it up, you should have seen the look that Nancy Pelosi's…
- The mayor of Newark, N.J. wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health. The health care program would consist of a bus…
- There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to open up a…
- A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand,…
- Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to…
- In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was…
- Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
- During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running…
- If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock,…
More Up Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- The Things That Make You Feel Bad, Are The Ones That Will Eventually Go Away, So, You Should Never Give Up Fighting,… — Ritu Ghatourey
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold