"The mayor of Newark, N.J. wants to set……" — Conan O'Brien
"The mayor of Newark, N.J. wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health. The health care program would consist of a bus ticket out of Newark."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site.
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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More Bus Quotes
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one of 697 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is…
— Hank Aaron
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I think that more and more you're going to see people of good will on their side of the aisle…
— David Axelrod
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If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go…
— Lynda Barry
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still…
— Lewis Black
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Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming.
— Richard Branson
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If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want…
— Luke Bryan
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My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
— Sandra Bullock
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Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
— Sandra Bullock
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As a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning…
— Julie Burchill
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Blowing up buses will not induce the Israelis to move forward, and neither will the killing of Palestinians or the…
— Abdallah II
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You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing.…
— Alan Alda
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For every album, I look at where I'm at in my career and think of a title that kind of…
— Jason Aldean
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