Tv Quotes

2988 Tv quotes by 2159 unique authors

I saw Up All Night once and liked it but haven't really rbemeemred to go back and watch it again. We don't have a DVR… — Unknown Author
Well said marvelmarvey! This clown is ntnoihg more than a TV evangelist a modern day Joe Karbo! Or a PT Barnum! I am really concerned… — Unknown Author
The best thing we have going for our movie is that people assume because it's a remake of a TV show that it's going to… — Jonah Hill
Dear McDonald's, Please stop making your commercials look so damn good, its getting harder to explain the teeth marks on the TV. — Unknown Author
Paranoid, someone please fill my void! Worlds got me annoyed, to the point to exploit infamous ploys. Shift click, ya'll make me sick! So here… — Massmurder
TV showing the anti drug commercials, cause you know I smoke a joint I'll be forced to dance with strings attached to me or I'll… — Massmurder
I've always done everything. I just think of myself as an entertainer, in all forms. I've hosted radio shows; I hosted sports talk shows on… — Mario Lopez
I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty — Scary Movie
Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter — Scary Movie
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how to… — Sparki Dee
Sky Digital - Shit loads of channels, fuck all to watch! — Sparki Dee
Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee
The dope man is my role model, I had a TV on top of my floor model. — 2 Chainz
A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay the… — Sparki Dee
Malcolm In The Middle... sounds like a sex position — Sparki Dee
Be who you are, not who you saw on Tv. — Jraga Overstreet
I got a BRIT Award recently. And that was something four years ago that I would have died for. But when I finally got that… — Lily Allen
I didn't know whether The Office was going to make it past six episodes, let alone have an effect on anybody's career. We were definitely… — Steve Carell
I'm going to pursue music. As well as TV and film. — Kellie Pickler
We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on… — Candace Bailey

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