Tv Quotes

2988 Tv quotes by 2159 unique authors

I'm gonna look out the window of my color tv. — Isaac Brock
Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot… — Juno (The Movie)
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV? — Beavis And Butthead
Seduction is the art that she practices She dress good, she learned from the actresses. That she's seen on the tv screen a max azria… — Ryan Leslie
Aye who you wit? Frank ?n Roll best thing since the TV. Pay attention let me show you how to do me. — Rocko
What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr — Futurama
Youve got Internet; youve got TV, and especially all these ads, so everybody thinks they may have insomnia if theyre not sleeping well. — Unknown Author
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV? -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
We should be on TV. - Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
So, let me give you somethin' to think about. Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out. Can't forget the focus on the picture… — Lisa Left Eye
Girl you got me where you want me to be. Even though Ima hustlin out in the street. Girl I might be on your radio,… — J Stalin
Like tv shows they watch as you see these hoes Mesmerized like khalifa Pulled up in slab do you see these fours This is ain't… — Killa Kyleon
And they flag us down and they stop us like tv shows they watch as you see these hoes. Mesmerized like khalifa. Pulled up in… — Killa Kyleon
I got that Whitehouse buying president. I got that Nassau spaceship THC. I got some weed in my garage and under my bathroom sink ounce… — Kottonmouth Kings
Season 1 episode 4 - Mind Over Murder. (Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on Sesame… — Family Guy
Big time...Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere. — Gabriel Iglesias
Turn the tv on throw my hand down my pants click to MTV so they can teach me hoda dougie! — Bruno Mars
If you believe, then you will see That girl we'll go...around the globe, yeah. Just give me time. That's all I need, yeah but until… — Bei Maejor

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