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What makes you think you can't call someone like (outgoing Indiana coach) Mike Davis ? Give me his number and I'll talk to him if… — Unknown Author
Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the… — Peter Griffin
Consider yourself lucky to see a legend before the prime, a killer before the crime, a BIG before the Dime. Greet me with a middle… — Big Sean
I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me… — Bruno Mars
I be on tv I see me I'm so cool even I want to be me — Lil Wayne
Alligators was talkin shit the next day. I knew something bad was gone happen to him nigga I knew it. Nah he wrastled me uncle… — Katt Williams
You want great TV? I'm gonna give you a friggin train wreck! — Triple H
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. — Gallagher
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I… — Unknown Author
It's not just about the money, it's about the entertainment. All access TV 24/7. — Floyd Mayweather
Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace. — Brian Vaszily
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Laziness isn't sitting on the couch watching tv when your supposed to wash dishes, laziness is letting the sink overflow while you watch tv. — Unknown Author
First and foremost, I married for love. I can't believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on… — Kim Kardashian
I can fully describe relationships in terms of a wave theory... Every relationships ends up in superpositions. Could be either constructive or destructive. And you… — Shafkat Sakeebur Rahman
You have to know that you cannot reason with a drug addict. A drug addict is sick in the mind. Why would Dr Phil call… — Dr Phil
So I was reading a book and my mom was watching tv last night, suddenly I heard — Unknown Author
If you think life is tough for you, Look on Tv, Look in magazines, Look online, Look at school, Look at the past, Look up,… — Unknown Author
Lol, nice vid, that lion eiatng the tv presenter is epic!. btw, also check out funny-random dog walking in circles for no reason . very… — Carmen
You see the life you wanna live on TV and wanna be a part of it...Spend every night just popping bottles, pouring drinks in VIP… — Wiz Khalifa

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