"Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest……" — Juno (The Movie)
"Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la... -Paulie"
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29 Quotes by Juno (The Movie)
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Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in…
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Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I…
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Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's…
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Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom…
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Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff
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Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind…
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Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really…
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Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel,…
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Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send…
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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were…
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Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
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Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
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