Juno (The Movie)

All Juno (The Movie) Quotes

• Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do… Background
• Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the… Alright
• Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you… Baby
• Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech… Abused
• Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff Big
• Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot… Blair
• Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get… Already Pregnant
• Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually. Coolest
• Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in… All
• Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses… Baby
• Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health… Bud
• Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! Big
• Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno Call
• Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad… Ass
• Someday you'll be back here honey... on your terms. -Mac MacGuff Honey
• I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know?… Baby
• Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff Bren
• Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff Bell
• Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it. Juno: No, Bren,… Any
• My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff Bed

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