All Juno (The Movie) Quotes
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Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do…
Background
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Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the…
Alright
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Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you…
Baby
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Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech…
Abused
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Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff
Big
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Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot…
Blair
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Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get…
Already Pregnant
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Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually.
Coolest
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Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in…
All
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Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses…
Baby
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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health…
Bud
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Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
Big
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Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
Call
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Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad…
Ass
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Someday you'll be back here honey... on your terms. -Mac MacGuff
Honey
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I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know?…
Baby
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Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff
Bren
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Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff
Bell
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Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it. Juno: No, Bren,…
Any
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My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff
Bed
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