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- Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do…
- Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the…
- Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you…
- Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech…
- Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get…
- Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually.
- Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in…
- Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses…
- Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health…
- Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
- Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
- I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know?…
- Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it. Juno: No, Bren,…
- He is the cheese to my macaroni. - Juno
- That little pink plus sign is so unholy. - Juno
- Jeez, Bananas, shut your freaking gob, okay? - Juno
More Juno Quotes
- I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven, that's weird...… — Diablo Cody
- You make a first impression and people never forget it. If people want to think of me as the wacky 'Juno' lady… — Diablo Cody
- Woman makes half the sorrows which she boasts the privilege to sooth. Woman consoles us, it is true, while we are young… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
- What is earthly happiness? that phantom of which we hear so much, and see so little; whose promises are constantly given and… — Charles Caleb Colton
- And the biggest improvement I see between 'Up in the Air' and 'Juno' and 'Thank You for Smoking' is that 'Up in… — Jason Reitman
- I hate movies that tell people what to think. I'm proud that Democrats thought 'Thank You For Smoking' was their film and… — Jason Reitman
- If someone else made 'Up in the Air' or 'Thank You For Smoking' or 'Juno,' I would have wanted to rip their… — Jason Reitman
- In the fabulous ages of ancient times the appellations of Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn were given to the planets as… — William Herschel
- As he demonstrated with 'Juno' and 'Up in the Air,' Reitman has an uncanny knack among contemporary directors for tapping into the… — Lou Lumenick
- One minute I'm exactly what Churchill described me the most powerful man in history. Now the Order's given, hell; I'm just audience… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
- The fact is, when I wrote 'Juno' - and I think this is part of its charm and appeal - I didn't… — Diablo Cody
- I love movies like '500 Days of Summer' and 'Juno.' Something offbeat without the glamour and the makeup and the clothing. — Lucy Hale