"I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could,……" — Juno (The Movie)
"I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know? Like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple nice lesbos. -Juno"
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Juno (The Movie)
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29 Quotes by Juno (The Movie)
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Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in…
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Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I…
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Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's…
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Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom…
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Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff
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Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day.…
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Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind…
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Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really…
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Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel,…
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Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send…
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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were…
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Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
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