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Juno Quotes by Diablo Cody
- I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven, that's weird... Mr. Spielberg had…
- You make a first impression and people never forget it. If people want to think of me as the wacky 'Juno' lady forever, I could…
- The fact is, when I wrote 'Juno' - and I think this is part of its charm and appeal - I didn't know how to…
- Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.
- Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!
- Juno: Honest to blog?
- Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took…
- Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
- Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.
- Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.
- Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:…
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- I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven, that's weird...… — Diablo Cody
- You make a first impression and people never forget it. If people want to think of me as the wacky 'Juno' lady… — Diablo Cody
- Woman makes half the sorrows which she boasts the privilege to sooth. Woman consoles us, it is true, while we are young… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
- What is earthly happiness? that phantom of which we hear so much, and see so little; whose promises are constantly given and… — Charles Caleb Colton
- And the biggest improvement I see between 'Up in the Air' and 'Juno' and 'Thank You for Smoking' is that 'Up in… — Jason Reitman
- I hate movies that tell people what to think. I'm proud that Democrats thought 'Thank You For Smoking' was their film and… — Jason Reitman
- If someone else made 'Up in the Air' or 'Thank You For Smoking' or 'Juno,' I would have wanted to rip their… — Jason Reitman
- In the fabulous ages of ancient times the appellations of Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn were given to the planets as… — William Herschel
- As he demonstrated with 'Juno' and 'Up in the Air,' Reitman has an uncanny knack among contemporary directors for tapping into the… — Lou Lumenick
- One minute I'm exactly what Churchill described me the most powerful man in history. Now the Order's given, hell; I'm just audience… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
- The fact is, when I wrote 'Juno' - and I think this is part of its charm and appeal - I didn't… — Diablo Cody
- I love movies like '500 Days of Summer' and 'Juno.' Something offbeat without the glamour and the makeup and the clothing. — Lucy Hale