Turkey Quotes

272 Turkey quotes by 215 unique authors

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien
I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't… — Greg Behrendt
Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey than were killed… — Dave Barry
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the… — Russell Baker
It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving… — Alistair Cooke
Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love. — Tom Robbins
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. — Ambrose Bierce
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your… — Grandpa Jones
What if people really did that - sent their love through the mail to get rid of it? What would it be that they sent?… — Alice Munro
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus â€” but it is still a profoundly morbid… — Hunter S. Thompson
In Europe, when tobacco was first introduced,Â it was immediately banned. In Turkey, if youÂ got caught with tobacco, you had your nose slit.Â China… — Andrew Weil
Europe will get a stable and prosperous Turkey. — Olli Rehn
Euphemisms, vague terminology or calls for discussions with Turkey to get at the truth are just some of the dodges Congress and the administration have… — Adam Schiff
I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those… — Benjamin Franklin
Turkey is a European country, an Asian country, a Middle Eastern country, Balkan country, Caucasian country, neighbor to Africa, Black Sea country, Caspian Sea, all… — Ahmet Davutoglu
During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true vacation paradise, offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and… — Dave Barry
There's been quite a clear upswing in nationalist sentiments. Everyone is talking about it, in Turkey as well. — Orhan Pamuk
The secularists in Turkey haven't underestimated religion, they just made the mistake of believing they could control it with the power of the army alone. — Orhan Pamuk
I never really liked meat. I was a child that had to be forced to eat my meat. Whatever you ate before that you loved… — Masta Killa
When Turkey buys Iranian oil, we pay for it in Turkish lira... However, it is not possible for Iran to take that money as dollars… — Ali Babacan

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