Turkey Quotes

272 Turkey quotes by 215 unique authors

Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster. — James Patterson
Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few… — Sherman Alexie
The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall. — Eoin Colfer
Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight… — David Sedaris
I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas, as if whatever it was the pine boughs and… — Sylvia Plath
The thing about Wes," Delia said to me, unwrapping another package of turkey, "is that he thinks he can fix anything. And if he can't… — Sarah Dessen
Dan watched in awe. "I didn't know you talk Turkey." "I speak Turkish. — Peter Lerangis
Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."… — Nicholas Sparks
love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski
He was addicted to me and now he has gone cold turkey. He used to send me fifty texts a day. And now he is… — Emma Forrest
Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of… — Jim Butcher
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent… — Berkeley Breathed
You first parents of the human race...who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey? — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Turkey is taking advantage of the war in order to thoroughly liquidate its internal foes, i.e., the indigenous Christians, without being thereby disturbed by foreign… — Talaat Pasha
When I lose my marbles which is never, when I lose my energy, I travel the world today for Viacom, China, Turkey, Dubai, Kuwait. When… — Sumner Redstone
Growing up with a name that rhymes with turkey - and jerky - was no great fun. But, as an adult, I tell you, being… — Clay Shirky
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of… — Jack Whitehall
Turkey tail mushrooms have been used to treat various maladies for hundreds of years in Asia, Europe, and by indigenous peoples in North America. Records… — Paul Stamets
Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! — Herb Kelleher
Breakfast is my favorite way to start off the day. This is usually what I order every morning on set: egg whites scrambled with broccoli… — Cassie Scerbo

Who Wrote These Turkey Quotes

215 authors contributed a total of 272 Turkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: