Turkey Quotes
272 Turkey quotes by 215 unique authors
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Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.
— James Patterson
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Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few…
— Sherman Alexie
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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
— Eoin Colfer
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Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight…
— David Sedaris
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I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas, as if whatever it was the pine boughs and…
— Sylvia Plath
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The thing about Wes," Delia said to me, unwrapping another package of turkey, "is that he thinks he can fix anything. And if he can't…
— Sarah Dessen
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Dan watched in awe. "I didn't know you talk Turkey." "I speak Turkish.
— Peter Lerangis
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Oh yeah? What did you have last night?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle." "And the night before?" "Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."…
— Nicholas Sparks
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love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
— Charles Bukowski
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He was addicted to me and now he has gone cold turkey. He used to send me fifty texts a day. And now he is…
— Emma Forrest
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Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of…
— Jim Butcher
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Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent…
— Berkeley Breathed
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You first parents of the human race...who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Turkey is taking advantage of the war in order to thoroughly liquidate its internal foes, i.e., the indigenous Christians, without being thereby disturbed by foreign…
— Talaat Pasha
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When I lose my marbles which is never, when I lose my energy, I travel the world today for Viacom, China, Turkey, Dubai, Kuwait. When…
— Sumner Redstone
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Growing up with a name that rhymes with turkey - and jerky - was no great fun. But, as an adult, I tell you, being…
— Clay Shirky
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I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of…
— Jack Whitehall
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Turkey tail mushrooms have been used to treat various maladies for hundreds of years in Asia, Europe, and by indigenous peoples in North America. Records…
— Paul Stamets
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Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!
— Herb Kelleher
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Breakfast is my favorite way to start off the day. This is usually what I order every morning on set: egg whites scrambled with broccoli…
— Cassie Scerbo
Who Wrote These Turkey Quotes
215 authors contributed a total of 272 Turkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: