Turkey Quotes

272 Turkey quotes by 215 unique authors

So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some… — Eddie Izzard
I just made the perfect food ever turkey sandwich and syrup omg best thing ever it tastes really good — Maria
They all call it a turkey dinner but we all know we all eating around noon. — Merle Anthony Rowland
This year, neither my boyfriend nor I am excited about Thanksgiving. As a matter of fact, we feel as though we were a couple of… — Jean-Paul Malfatti
Thanksgiving isn't over until you run out of it, so for the whole next week is nothing but left over turkey. Turkey soup, turkey with… — Merle Anthony Rowland
This turkey never had a chance. My name has been all over it since it was born but after it's digested it's on it's own.… — Merle Anthony Rowland
I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again. — Merle Anthony Rowland
Metabolism Boosters: almonds, spinach, water, turkey, salmon, hot peppers, oatmeal, blueberries, coffee, yogurt, green tea! — Dwayne Tavier
There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that. So one day the boy… — Troublemaker
The turkey you festively slice is murder. — The Smiths
I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp… — Boondocks
There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears,… — Dwight Schrute
I?m wiirtng from Turkey. I like your wiirtngs.Love learning about this?gives me inspiration when I hit walls and plateaus?sometimes I have to let go and… — Unknown Author
I guess what I like most about NY is that it feels like home to me. I was born here in 1977 and have lived… — Liv Tyler
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fuckin' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin'… — John Mcclane
I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on… — Rachel Berry
I've always wanted to have Christmas in turkey. — James Bond
It was reported this week that Luciano Pavarotti lip-synched his final performance at the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics because the bitter cold made it impossible… — Seth Meyers
Mr. President, the reason I call it an apology tour is because you went to the Middle East, and you flew to Egypt and to… — Mitt Romney
Thanksgiving Day is traditionally a day for families and friends to get together for a special meal. The meal often includes a turkey,stuffing,potatoes,cranberry sauce,gravy,pumpkin pie,and… — Albertdavid
Welcome to the web page Alanya Sonmez Real Estate and Construction - the address of the trust that comes to mind when it comes to… — Unknown Author
My face is over cooked. I can't decide if it looks like the turkey my mom cooked tonight or the bottom of my purse. — Jenny McCarthy

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215 authors contributed a total of 272 Turkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: