Toothpaste Quotes

55 quotes by 48 authors

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal
Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Karl Otto Pohl
I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to.… — T. Boone Pickens
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank
I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell
I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go to a farm… — Shailene Woodley
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H R Haldeman
Shampoo doesnâ€™t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair. Same thing with laundry detergent.… — Charles Duhigg
You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H R Haldeman
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost… — Laura Kightlinger
Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running away from. Sugar:… — Marilyn Monroe
When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson
The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of… — Marianne Thieme
There used to be a thing or a commodity we put great store by. It was called the People. Find out where the People have… — John Steinbeck
Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you can't put the… — Anne Robinson
How could poetry and literature have arisen from something as plebian as the cuneiform equivalent of grocery-store bar codes? I prefer the version in which… — Alice Weaver Flaherty
The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is called ''significant literature'' will only be sold to this public… — Raymond Chandler
No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski
I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do… — Simon Cowell

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