Toothpaste Quotes

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The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,… — Erma Bombeck
For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry
I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport about your toothpaste,… — Natalie Jeremijenko
The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television. — Noam Chomsky
If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera. — Sarah Caldwell
The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,… — Erma Bombeck
I want to kiss ur lips I want to play with ur teeth I want to teaste ur tounge Hey ! dont get angry fren… — Sadie
I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be… — Kesha
On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels.… — Kesha
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867
To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year, who cares? — Simon Cowell
I can only brush my teeth if I wet the toothbrush then put toothpaste and then wet it again RT if you do this too. — Life As A Teen
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja
You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain. — Archie Bunker
These niggas more insecure than the women, naw I dont want yo lady homie and stop letting her gas you up like everybody else want… — Unknown Author

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