Toothpaste Quotes

55 quotes by 48 authors

I look at my annual budgets for everything and anything, and I look to see where I can save the most money on those items.… — Mark Cuban
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy… — Judy Holliday
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer.… — Laura Linney
She would smile and show no surprise, convinced as she was, the same as I, that casual meetings are apt to be just the opposite,… — Julio Cortazar
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich,… — Augusten Burroughs
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. — Julie Garwood
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out… — Sarah Dessen
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales… — Dave Barry
You may think that's funny Osama but you never can squeeze every last bit of pride out of a human being. It's like a tube… — Chris Cleave
I let her through. She checked Derek's pulse and his breathing, saying both seemed okay, then leaned down to his face. "Nothing weird on his… — Kelley Armstrong
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort… — Augusten Burroughs
I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew me. What I… — Barbra Streisand
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison
â€• Why does toothpaste give me headache? — Alexandra Adornetto
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the… — Beverly Cleary
[...] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of a city, for example, was once a rare event, reserved for victories… — Aldous Huxley
It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars. — Noam Chomsky
I can think of no honorable answer. Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste, while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone… — Barbara Kingsolver

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