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Storytelling is my passion, and it rises from a love of reading.
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Demon, angel, all the same thing if you go back far enough, or cut deep enough.
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Umm, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you suppose to be dead? Currently being chased by two Cabals? You're waltzing around…
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I don't read much of what I write because I worry about unintentionally borrowing something.
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You'll wrest a burning sword from an angel, but you're afraid of bats?" "I'm not afraid of them. I just don't like…
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The show's writers had peppered the piece with words like "savage," "wild," and "animalistic." What bullshit. Show me the animal that kills…
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I remember hearing myself start to whimper, a five-year-old, crouched by the side of the road, staring into my father's eyes, whimpering…
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A stereotype becomes a stereotype when a significant percentage of the population appears to conform to it.
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He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.
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Sometimes humans hit on a moment of profundity more complete than their dim minds could comprehend, and they took that nugget of…
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Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.
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I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!
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Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.
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I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
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I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go…
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.
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Shampoo doesn’t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair. Same thing…
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You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.
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I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists…
— Laura Kightlinger
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Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running…
— Marilyn Monroe
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When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a…
— Ellen Goodman
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