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Toothpaste Quotes by Augusten Burroughs
- My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich,…
- Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort…
More Toothpaste Quotes
- Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Unknown Author
- I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if… — T. Boone Pickens
- I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell
- Shampoo doesn’t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair. Same thing… — Charles Duhigg
- There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson
- The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding… — Erma Bombeck
- On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some… — Kesha
- Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal