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- Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal
- Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Unknown Author
- I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if… — T. Boone Pickens
- I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank
- I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell
- I think everything everything about my lifestyle is fairly alternative. I gather my own spring water from mountains every month. I go… — Shailene Woodley
- Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H R Haldeman
- Shampoo doesn’t have to foam, but we add foaming chemicals because people expect it each time they wash their hair. Same thing… — Charles Duhigg
- You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H R Haldeman
- I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists… — Laura Kightlinger
- Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running… — Marilyn Monroe
- When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a… — Ellen Goodman