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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention…
— Anita Brookner
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The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything.
— Samuel Butler
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Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.
— Frank A. Clark
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I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.
— Kirstie Alley
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I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.
— Kurt Cobain
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Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my…
— Diablo Cody
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There is neither encouragement nor room in Bible religion for feeble desires, listless efforts, lazy attitudes; all must be strenuous, urgent, ardent.…
— Edward McKendree Bounds
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We are too busy to pray, and so we are too busy to have power. We have a great deal of activity,…
— Reuben Archer Torrey
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May I never get too busy in my own affairs that I fail to respond to the needs of others with kindness…
— Thomas Jefferson
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OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children.
— Bil Keane
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Look, I get it. Whether it's school, work, family, we've all got a lot on our minds. People say to me, "I'm…
— Kerry Washington
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Too busy with the crowded hour to fear to live or die.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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