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- In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for his country. Yeah,…
- George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.
- Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
- In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the…
- I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do…
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