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Told Quotes by Milton Berle
- My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
- Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in…
- This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
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